Chan Chun Sing accepts Chief of Mossad post (satire)

Chan Chun Seng aka Ah Beng Chan, the Islamophobe product of Islamophobic SAF (the most Islamophobic institution in Singapore), who once told Sinkies to be aware of the 200 over million baaaaaad Muslims in Indonesia, has landed up in his dream job – Chief of Mossad, head of the most Islamophobic Institution in the World.

“This is my dream job,” said Ah Beng Chan.

“When I was in the SAF, I could spread fear and disdain for 200 over Muslims in Indonesia to Sinkieporeans. Now I can spread fear and disdain for one billion Muslims all over the world,” declared a beaming Chan.

It was reported that Chan responded to an advert from Mossad, seeking Chinese-speaking Islamophobes to fill the vacant post. Analysts have said this is a tactical move by Israhell ever since it noted the China has been striking some very lucrative deals with the Arab and other Muslim states in the Middle East.

Chan Chun Sing aka Ah Beng Chan
Pic from http://www.onlineusanews.com/chan-chun-sing-as-singapores-minister-17085.php

Similarities between Sinkiepore and Israhell

Political analysts commented that Chan is most suitable for the job. After, all both Sinkiepore and Israhell have many similarities. They include:

1. Both nations propagate the belief they are surrounded by Biiiig Baaaaad Mozelim populated nations.

2. Both nations have military that are highly Islamophobic.

3. Both have military that are considered oversized for their respective nation’s population, to ensure those Biiiig Baaaad Mozelim nations know who’s boss.

4. Both nations have military that have the idea that their neighbours want to wipe them off the map, in spite of the fact that these neighbours are more interested in their own domestic affairs.

5. Both nations believe in “acting tough” so that their neigbours will “fear them”, but in actual fact, they expect their bigger allies to take on their “enemies” for them on their behalf.

6 Both nations depend on distorted history to perpetuate their fear for their neighbours. Israhell inflates the figures of the victims of the Hollowcause, while Sinkiepore inflates the number of times reminding Sinkies of our race riots, when we had more labour riots instigated by Leftists than race riots.

7. Fill in more similarities you can think of …..

But the one thing Israhell does not have that Sinkiepore has, is that Sinkie has a military chief who can speak Mandarin. So up came Israhell’s advert to look for that man. Mossad seeks Chinese speakers

It was reported that many around the world who has had military experience applied for the Mossad Chief position. The final decision was made when it was found that Ah Beng Chan could speak Mandarin.

It looks like Singapore’s bilingual policy in school, yes the policy that promotes Mandarin and not Malay or Tamil or Hindi or any other language, has finally paid off.

So all you critics, be it from the Chinese who feel that Mandarin sucks, or from non-Chinese who feel bilingual policy discriminates you, know that the policy has its advantages. We can now be proud that one of our citizens has landed up in the most prestigious job in the most Islamophobic institution of the world.

Flashback – Army boy Chan Chun Sing talking cock

Overseas experience made him sensitive (Q&A Pt5)
http://image.razor.tv/site/flashplayer/razortv2.swf

Q: How was your experience working in Jakarta allowed you to understand the Malay Muslim community better?

Chun Sing starts off by saying we should not assume things. Indonesians and Malays are different. Indonesia is a very diverse country with many ethnic cultures. We should not pigeon hole them and put all Indonesians into one group.

Wah, very impressive. At least he now talks like how an officer should talk.

However, that’s about it. His intellectual ability to apply what he has learnt takes a sudden reversal with the closing statement he makes.

In his closing statement, he reminds everyone of the scary, (shiver, shiver….) fact that Indonesia is reproducing at an astronomical rate. A rate of one Singapore (population size) per year. He then makes a subtle (and sly) implication that these Indonesians (ya, the very population he told us not to pigeon hole) is in unison in idea, to usurp Singapore.

Wah piang eh! Got this type of officer ah? First he say don’t pigeon hole them then later he pigeon hole them. What cock he talk ah?

….[snip]…..

In our history, Singapore was an adversary of Indonesia only once. That was during the Confrontation Period, when we were under the Malaysian Federation.

The issue was between one Muslim majority country (Indonesia) against another Muslim majority country (Malaysia). Singapore, being part of Malaysia then, was of course one of Indonesia’s target.

However, LKY, being a racist, dishonestly portrays (till this day) that the issue was about a Muslim nation with a population of nearly 200 million then, who were about to usurp tiny, poor Singapore.

This dishonest portrayal of the Muslims in the South wishing to see Singapore’s demise, is nothing short of mischief, with the hope of creating a feeling of tension and fear, so that you will support PAP’s mad over-expenditure of the defence budget.

“You must never be in a senang diri position, let alone rehatkan diri. You must always stand sedia, because there are 200 over million hostile savages out to take your homes. Also remember, I was working with the 200 over million people there. So I know them. Don’t ever pigeon hole them. But be careful of them because all of them want to take your homes. Remember, don’t pigeon hole them, OK?”

Three Great Leaders, Three Young Men, and Freedom of Speech – satire

The 1980s was known for its global growth, prosperity and political stability. During this period, there were three great leaders. They were Ronald Reagan of the United States of America, Margaret Thatcher of the United Kingdom, and of course wannabe global leader who always takes more credit than he should, (oh dear), Dirty Hairy Lee of the United GRCs of Red Dot Pore.

First, let’s talk about the United States of America. Ronald Reagan was known for his economic policies which drove America into overdrive, which in turn, powered the nation to be one of the wealthiest in the world. In his honour, his policies was known as Reaganomics. A term befitting for such a man.

Now let’s move to the United Kingdom. Margaret Thatcher was a strong leader and she showed her steel when she commanded the Falklands War (in the comfort of her office that is, ha ha) and won the hearts of many Brits. She was given the title, Iron Lady. Rightfully so too.

Finally, …oh dear, the United GRCs of Red Dot Pore. Dirty Hairy Lee was known for his (dirty) tricks up his sleeve which drove Singapore’s economy. He made sure you Pay and Pay your dues till we were among the Four Asian Tigers. He attained the title, ….well, let’s just stick to Dirty Hairy, shall we?.

However, in spite of all the goodies these three leaders brought to their respective nations, they had their own drawbacks. In America, Reagan was considered too old by many. His age was an issue. Tried as he did, he could not make himself younger to please the Americans.

In the United Kingdom, Thatcher had her own problems. Many felt that while she was doing fine in foreign affairs, domestic issues was a concern, one of which was the very unpopular poll tax. Many felt that she had exhausted all her ideas needed to address domestic woes. Tried as hard as she could, she could not undo her failed domestic policies.

Finally, ….oh dear, the United GRCs of Red Dot Pore. Hairy Lee had his own critics too. He was ruthless and he removed anyone who dares to breathe a word against his policies, methodically. Many felt that his draconian style was an issue. Tried as he did,….wait a minute, he didn’t try to change, he just changed the landscape of his critics. He removed them!

Now while these three leaders were in power, three young men began to talk about democracy and freedom of speech. The three were of course from The United States of America, The United Kingdom and, ….oh dear, The United GRCs of Red Dot Pore.

The American and the Brit ridiculed the Red Dot Porean’s inability to express his opinion freely in his homeland. But like a true blue Red Dot Porean, he insisted that whatever that the American could do in America, and whatever the Brit could do in Britian, this Red Dot Porean could do the same in Red Dot Pore.

That’s when the three of them decided to get down to business and do the Ultimate Freedom of Speech Test. Here is their story…

The first location in the series of tests was to be done in the United States of America. The three young men assembled at Washington DC, in front of the White House. As the limousine which Ronald Reagan was inside arrived, the young American punched his fist in the air and shouted at the top of his voice, “Ronnie’s too old!”

Immediately the limousine screeched to a halt. Reagan stepped out and approached the young American. Then he put his hand on the young lad’s shoulder and said, “Yer know son, when the Americun people said they want’d a President in the nineties, ah thought ah hurd dem sayin’ they want’d a President in his nineties. So ah’m stayin’ on the job, like’t or not!”

Then they both laughed heartily before Reagan walked back to his limousine.

“See?” boasted the American to the Red Dot Porean, “you can’t do that in Red Dot Pore, can you? I’ll give you a thousand US bucks if you dared to say that to Dirty Hairy Lee.”

“Sure, I can!” quipped the Red Dot Porean indignantly.

Next, it was to be done in the United Kingdom. The three young men stood outside 10, Downing Street. As Thatcher walked up, the Brit punched his fist into the air and yelled at the top of his voice, “Maggie can’t think!”

Immediately Thatcher stopped in her tracks, before walking up to the young Brit. Then she said, “Young man, when I sent an armada to the Falklands, I made sure a non-thinking ship was leading it. It turned out to be a wise choice. When the Argentinians struck one of our ships with an Exocet, that non-thinking ship was destroyed. Imagine if I had put a thinking ship and that’s destroyed. What a waste of resource that would have been! Likewise, you’ll have to live with the fact that I, the non-thinking leader, will be heading the govt. We can’t afford to waste thinking leaders. So I’m staying on the job, like it or not!”

Again, both Brits laughed their hearts out.

“See?” boasted the Brit to the Red Dot Porean, “you can’t do that in Red Dot Pore, can you? I’ll give you a thousand pounds if you dared to say that to Dirty Hairy Lee.”

“Sure, I can!” quipped the Red Dot Porean indignantly.

Final test, Red Dot Pore. Oh dear. The three young men waited outside Parliament House. An anxious and much anticipated wait. Then Dirty Hairy appeared. Oh dear.

As Dirty Hairy made his way up the stairs, the young Red Dot Porean punched his fist into the air and shouted at the top of his voice, enthusiastically, “Ronnie’s too old and Maggie can’t think!”

No need to tell you whose wallet got much fatter that day. The myth of the 1980s that Red Dot Poreans know only how to make money has been confirmed.

Right. Now get back to work or your boss will fire you like………Dirty Hairy……

Dirty Hairy Parody- starring C(LEE)nt Eastwood

Ah, the 1970s and 1980s. Such memories. Such nostalgia….

Here’s Dirty Harry (acted by Clint Eastwood). He plays tough, sets his own rules, and finishes off his opponents with style.

Dirty Harry’s famous words, “Make my day.”

Here’s Dirty Hairy (as himself). He thinks you’re daft, breaks his own rules, and finishes off his opponents like hell.

Dirty Hairy’s famous words, “(I’ll) make you pay.”

>Yam Ah Mee spoof report

>Let’s vote for Yam Ah Mee for President. He’s impartial, unbias and stands at attention at the rostrum. All the qualities needed for a President during National Day Parade.

It was said that many instant noodle companies are now negotiating with Ah Mee to have that unique name patented and used for their brand.

>Great Grand Old Fart stands tall at Tanjong Pagar

>Introducing Singapore’s Great Grand Old Fart -

At the age of 88, old enough to be a great grandfart, er I mean, great grandfarter, er I mean, great grandfather, Old Man Lee stands tall and mighty, above all lesser mortals, living and non-living, history and all, at Tanjong Pagar.

GE: MM Lee to stand in Tanjong Pagar GRC

Mysterious, haunting, striking, menacing. He stands with authority even the gods of heaven and hell dare not question.

It is said that heaven does not want to accept him because of his evil deeds on earth. The irony is that neither does hell want him, because of his evil deeds. Satan hates competition, you see.

Because both heaven and hell do not want him, he is still on earth. And unfortunately, in Singapore.

So there you have it. A tall imposing figure towering over all buildings, even the twin towers of Marina Sands Casino, is the image of the Great Grand Old Fart, Singapore’s longest serving minister in history.

Lesser mortals die, Great Grand Old Fart lives on -

In order to have this honorific term “Great Grand Old Fart” conferred on you, you have to outlive your friends and foes.

We have seen how first generation leaders of PAP passed on. We have seen how leaders of Malaysia whom the Great Grand Old Fart fought against, passed on.

Such display of weakness by these lesser mortals, who could not pass the age of eighty, are not fit to be in this elite league of grand old farts.

Grand Old Fart knows what a non-tech world is about -

Another criteria to be in this elite league of old farts is that you must be in an era where technology was unheard of.

When the Great Grand Old Fart was around in his younger days, there was no such thing as twitter. That’s why he never goofed like Kayu Goh on Tin Pei Ling.

The internet didn’t even exist. If you said “surf”, he would say, “You can’t do that in Singapore! The seas are meant for ships, not leisure!”

If you mention the web, he’ll say, “Yes, with your thinking, your brain looks like a spider web, all muddled up!”

There is also talk that when he appeared to say that it is OK to be gay, he actually meant it is OK to be happy. Grand Old Farts come from an era where the word gay didn’t apply to homos.

He was also from the time before the first MRT track was laid. But then again, during that time Singapore was not crowded enough to fill two coaches of an MRT train.

Colour TV didn’t exist either. And that’s why PAP chose all white. No use having red like stupid WP or SDP, where no one can see that colour.

Grand Old Fart outlives his biggest adversary – KTM Rail Station -

It has been said that his biggest pet peeve was that unsightly eyesore building, which belongs to some foreign nation, the Tanjong Pagar Rail Station.

For decades he could do nothing to remove that eyesore from his constituency. Tanjong Pagar has been renovated to be a first world class hub. To have that building right at the heart of his very constituency is like having a big tumour on his back, making him look like an ugly hunchback of Notre Dame.

“You called me ugly? Wait till you see the Grand Old Fart himself!”

Now that the KTM issue is resolved, and Old Fart is still standing tall at Tanjong Pagar, he can claim victory over his biggest pet peeve.

Let’s celebrate Great Grand Old Fart’s legacy with a quick summation of the timeline of his life as a politician.

“Merdeka!” – Young Fart’s war cry during his hey days.

“My name lagi besar!” (My name is even bigger!) – Great Grand Old Fart’s victory cry after 50 years of staving off his adversaries, including his pet peeve, Eyesore KTM Rail Station at Tanjong Pagar.

>Mugshots – literally

>Here are some shots of mugs with messages.

To the kids at Kent Ridge Common and TOC:

From Solo Bear to the kids who think he’s too old:

From the Feminists:

From the notorapers:

Mathia’s Mail Order Groom:

>Theory of Peevolution and S-pee-ciation

>32 Aug 2084 AD

Dear Fr Gregor Mendel,

It has been more than 200 years since you worked on your plants, which took the world by storm. Although you studied genetics, evolutionists have tried to claim that your works support the Theory of Evolution.

Ever since I was a kid, I tried so hard to look for evidence of Evolution, but it came to nothing. No evolutionist was able to show that macro evolution occurred.

But fret not, I have studied the behaviour of dogs and found a parallel theory – The Theory of Peevolution. Here is my study.

Long ago, when dogs lived in the wild, and before lamp posts, post boxes, walls and other vertical man-made structures were built, dogs had to pee on trees and bushes. This worked fine because the pee from the dogs gave the plants nutrients and the plants gave the dogs a place to pee.

When Man came to being, he evolved from cavemen to modern man. Now modern man means that he has to live in modern places. So he built buildings and other structures. As Man became more urbanized, there were less trees and bushes for the dogs to pee on. They had to pee on lamp posts and walls instead.

The problem was that when Man first started to urbanize, their brains were not yet fully evolved yet (unlike generations later), and hence the structures they built were not that strong. So many a time, many dogs end up getting killed, when these structures fall upon them while they pee, due to the corrosion caused by the acidic liquid discharge.

This urbanization threatened to wipe out the dog population. Then suddenly, one day, by pure chance of mutation, a genius dog was born. This genius dog thought if it lifted one leg against the structure while peeing, that lifted leg would act as support, should that structure decide to collapse.

Guess what? It worked! Now that one in a million chance mutated gene in that dog is a new species and hence, from then onwards, was able to pass its genius genes to its generation downwards.

Note that for those dogs that did not inherit that genius gene, they continued to pee with both legs down and of course were killed when the structure they peed on, collapsed on them. This means that non-genius dogs were not able to pass down the non-genius genes to their offspring.

The dogs with genius genes however, were able to live longer and hence, passed down those genius genes to their offspring and hence, continue to reproduce fitter and smarter dogs, that were able to outwit falling structures.

Now since this is a scientific study, I have decided to give this new evolved genius dog a scientific name – Theonelegup-peeingdoggietrik-didit, which is actually the modern dog in the canine family.

Fr Mendel, that is not the only thing I discovered. I found that The Theory of Peevolution can be found in other species, including homo sapiens. To understand this, I have come up with another theory – The Theory of S-pee-ciation.

The Theory of S-pee-ciation

S-pee-ciation occurs when one group of organisms, first split up geographically and live in different physical locations. Because they live far apart for a long time, each group will evolve differently and there would come a time that these two groups, which were once one species before, now becomes two species. The criteria to judge if they are 2 different species is that these two groups will not be able to interbreed such that they reproduce offspring that is fertile.

My study has shown that long time ago, all males in the human race pee standing up, while females pee squatting down. It came to a point where this human race broke into two groups. The first group kept their original characteristics, ie males pee standing up and females pee squatting down. This first group is known as the normal people.

The second group however, had their genes mutated, such that the males started to squat while they pee, while the females stand while they pee. This is of course the gender benders, which is otherwise known as LGBTQ. In this scenario, the males behave like females, while the females behave like males.

Note that my definition of s-pee-ciation fits perfectly here. The males from the normal people (true males) can now no longer mate with females from the LGBTQ group (which were originally males), to produce fertile offspring. Neither can the males from the LGBTQ group (originally females) mate with the females of the normal people (true females), to produce fertile offspring.

But the males from the LGBTQ group (originally females) can mate with the females of the LGBTQ group (originally males) to produce fertile offspring!

So my definition and theory of s-pee-ciation fits perfectly like a glove! Water tight!

Now my critics have questioned, if LGBTQ is another specie, why are they in a minority and not as many as the normal group? Well, I have the answer.

You see, when Man lived in the wild, it means that Man had to face many hazards of wild life. One of them is the dreaded gonad snatching snake.

For the normal group, because the males stood while peeing, the gonad snatching snake could not reach its target. Furthermore these males had the ability to aim acid at the gonad snatching snake, killing the dreaded snake.

The females of the normal group, although had their sensitive parts exposed so close to the snake when they pee, had literally nothing to worry, because they really had literally nothing to be snatched from that part.

Again, furthermore, because the point of discharge of the acid is so close to the the snake, all the females had to do was to move their bottoms in a quick instant, and bingo, the acid hits the dreaded snake without mercy.

The dreaded gonad snatching snake stood no chance against the normal people.

For the LBGTQ group, it was different. When the males pee squatting down, they were at the mercy of the gonad snatching snake. To make matters worse, because of their habit to lift their backsides into the air, all the snake had to do was attack from the rear and the gonads would be gone. Many males of the LBGTQ hence, had literally no balls to reproduce more of their own kind.

To make matters worse, the females of the LGBTQ group could not help their male counterparts. When they pee standing up, all they could do was to spray acid down their legs and/or all over the place, instead of onto the snakes. That did nothing to help to wipe out the population of the dreaded gonad snatching snake.

As time went by, for the normal people, because the gonad snatching snake’s population decreased, the normal group was able to reproduce in large numbers.

For the LGBTQ group, because they were not able to adapt to the environment to kill the gonad snatching snake, they had their numbers reduced. The only thing that saved the LGBTQ group was when Man urbanized and had modern toilets, meaning it was not a danger whether you peed standing up or squatting down.

That explains why today there are more normal people than LGBTQs.

Fr Mendel, I am dedicating my studies to you. Without your works on genetics, I would never have discovered the Theory of Peevolution and the Theory of S-pee-ciation.

I have decided to semi-retire and live in the quiet country like you, planting seeds of vegetables and flowers. Take a look at my farm below. Are you not proud of it?

Maybe in a few years, I would retire from planting seeds too – and venture into the wilderness of the wild, to find the fossils of the dreaded gonad snatching snake.

Like a solo bear wandering in the wilderness of the rockies of Canada – a place where only bears roam free.

Signed
Solo Bear

>Terminator (Jesus) – Parody

>Time for another laugh. This clip has been around for a few days. Thought I might share it here.

>Western Feminism – Satire

>Feminism has taken a turn for the worse lately. Instead of working towards equality for women, it has turned into a tyrannical order, oppressing men.

Here is a quick snapshot of what has happened since radical feminists took over the western part of the world, which the eastern sector is still trying to grapple with.

This post is dedicated to AWARE and the notorapers team.

Status of Women
Eastern Man’s View: Women walk behind men.
Western Man’s View: Women walk all over men.
Eastern Woman’s View: Men walk in front because they need to lead.
Western Womyn’s View: They can walk in front all right – in the battle zone like Afghanistan.

Sex Object
Eastern Man’s View: The woman who accedes to his sexual requests.
Western Man’s View: When husband asks for sex, wife objects.
Eastern Woman’s View: A woman should make herself desirable for her man.
Western Womyn’s View: Let’s support the gay cause so that the’ll sodomize themselves instead of us.

Sex
Eastern Man’s view: A husband’s right.
Western Man’s view: Any hole will do.
Eastern Woman’s view: A time for love and sharing.
Western Womyn’s view: A good way to deprive and torture men.

Head of Family
Eastern Man’s View: The man.
Western Man’s View: What family?
Eastern Woman’s View: Father knows best.
Western Womyn’s View: What family?

Divorce
Eastern Man’s View: A painful separation.
Western Man’s View: Yeah, especially on my pocket.
Eastern Woman’s View: Only suicide is worse.
Western Womyn’s View: A goldmine.

Children
Eastern Man’s view: The way we procreate ourselves.
Western Man’s view: A liability.
Eastern Woman’s view: They’re God-given!
Western Womyn’s view: God-given alright. More maintenance when you divorce him.

The Husband
Eastern Man’s view: Head of family.
Western Man’s view: It’s called partner, dude.
Eastern Woman’s view: My darling!
Western Womyn’s view: Synonym for goldmine, after divorce.

The wife
Eastern Man’s view: My other half.
Western Man’s view: It’s called partner, dude!
Eastern Woman’s view: Me.
Western Womyn’s view: Don’t you call me no Mrs, its Ms!

Education
Eastern Man’s View: Never forget our history.
Eastern Woman’s View: Yes, dear.
Western Man’s View: History is one of the subjects in school.
Western Womyn’s View: Man will soon be history.

Equal Rights
Eastern Man’s View: A woman has her place.
Western Man’s View: A man has no place.
Eastern Woman’s View: A man has his duty and hence, a man has his rights.
Western Womyn’s View: A man has his duty and hence, a woman has her rights.

Work
Eastern Man’s View: A man needs to support his woman.
Western Man’s View: A woman has a right to equal pay.
Eastern Woman’s View: A woman makes a home.
Western Womyn’s View: Yeah, a man needs to support his woman!

Money
Eastern Man’s view: A needed resource to feed the family.
Western Man’s view: It’s never enough if you’re married.
Eastern Woman’s view: I let my husband take care of it.
Western Womyn’s view: There’s always too much month at the end of my husband’s pay.

Feminism
Eastern Man’s View: A tyrannical order.
Western Man’s View: Aahhhhhhhh!!!
Eastern Woman’s View: It’s not for me.
Western Womyn’s View: No sex for husband means no sex for husband.

Women Leaders
Eastern Man’s view: They’ve had Ghandi, Thatcher, Arroyo, Helen Clarke, what more do they want?
Western Man’s view: Mrs Clinton, dude.
Eastern Woman’s view: I’d rather stay a low profile.
Western Womyn’s view: Shut up and sit down!

Financial Collapse
Eastern Man’s view: It started with the sub-prime loans.
Western Man’s view: It started the day I married.
Eastern Woman’s view: We have to stay together for the children.
Western Womyn’s view: Ladies, divorce your man before he gets divorced from his job.

Aware
Eastern Man’s view: An Association for gay rights.
Western Man’s view: Say, we have women who support reaming anuses here.
Eastern Woman’s view: Don’t get me involved.
Western Womyn’s view: We only support those gays so that they’ll support our notorape cause.

Notorape
Eastern Man’s view: What talking they?
Western Man’s view: What doing they?
Eastern Woman’s view: How can you call sex with my husband rape?
Western Womyn’s view: Listen up girl, I don’t care if he’s your husband. When I tell you it’s rape, it’s rape!

Dolly the Sheep
Eastern Man’s view: A medical wonder.
Western Man’s view: Yeah, a medical wonder.
Eastern Woman’s view: I fear the day they do it to us.
Western Womyn’s view: Saay…finally, we can get rid of men, can’t we?

>AWARE’s EGM Minutes of meeting

>Below is a recorded minutes of meeting between the new EXCO, who are church members and the old EXCO, who are gay activists.

Father, Son and Holy Spirit
Father, son, so let’s do it.

Love your enemy.
Love your thingie.

Turn your other cheek.
Turn your buttcheek.

Honour your father and your mother.
Honour your likeness with your partner.

Praise the Lord!
Praise that Rod!

Have anal sex and end up like Sodom
Anal sex is safe with a condom

You know you’re in heaven when you see two angels
Females can reach heaven when there’s two girls

Repent and save your soul
If no girl, then any hole

Man eats forbidden fruit and is now a sinner
Woman eats another woman’s p*ssy for dinner

To fight against legalising anal sex, you must be strong
To fight for legalising anal sex, get Siew Kum Hong

Anal sex will bring you hellfire
Anal sex will get you higher

Read the Gospel and know the Truth
No sexual variation is uncouth

Anal sex is like a straw up your nose
Anal sex is sex with a higher dose

Woman is second to Man, God said so
Woman needs no man, when there’s a dildo

Homo sex is a sin and unnatural
Homo sex exists, let’s get real

Teaching homo sex in schools is wrong
Girls need to know about holes and dong

We cannot have girls experimenting with each other
That’s better than doing it with their brother

Come EGM day and we will remove the word gay
Come EGM day and we will see that you pay

Meeting adjourned….

Update on final status:

We are leaving Aware
Get lost, we don’t care